The story I have been working on for a while

In the town called Redhunter, there lived a lady called Tanya who was really smart. She had a lot of attitude, she was a feisty lady, who knew what she wanted and was trying to get what she wanted. She was big and she had a really huge head with a lot of hair. She had so much hair that it resembled a bird's nest. Her hair was coloured red and purple. Her hair was so big that she had trouble sleeping, but she still refused to cut it. I don't know why, but she kept on growing it. It grew so long that eventually it reached her ankles, causing her to trip every time she took a step.
Tanya was a 23 year old woman, studying how to talk to birds at Yale University. Some people thought that she was crazy for wanting to learn how to speak to birds. Some people would even go so far as to tease her, nick-naming her "The Bird Lady". But she didn't care, like whatever, she was doing something that she loved. Her parents thought that she was wasting her time and all of her intelligence on nothing in particular. Her parents Theresa and Mike asked her, "How can you make a living and find a boyfriend doing that?". "What will people think? You can't live like that!" Mike said, "you need to start acting like a human being, not a bird!" To which Tanya responded, "I am a human being, and I act like one too. So what if my interests are different than your's?"
"Everybody has their own talents and creations!"
Tanya was the type of girl who was all over the place, she couldn't keep still. But she felt sad and lonely inside. She needed a partner to share things and herself with. So she resolved to stop working so hard in school and put a little more effort in living and meeting new people. She started to go out on more dates with friends and potential lovers. She kept a journal of herself and all her adventures and took lots of pictures. She had high spirits and she tried not to let anybody bring her down.
But then one day she went to the gym and she met this cute looking guy, named Tommy. He was very tall, and good looking. He had brown hair with blond streaks. He was well built! He was really sweet and kind, and he didn't mind at all that she was studying how to talk to birds. In fact he thought it was kind of cool and unique. They fell totally in love quickly.
He invited her over to dinner at his parents' house. They had a nice lasagna for supper, along with a salad and cheesecake for dessert. Yummy. After dinner they took a walk in the park and they sat down on the swings and then he asked her if she would like to move in with him. She thought about it for a minute before answering. And then she said "yes, why not?"
A month later they moved into a nice huge house. It was really huge, some would say that it was a little too big for two people, but Tanya and Tommy loved it nonetheless. Because the house was so big, they had the idea to start renting out the rooms to people. They had a ramp for wheelchairs built in the back of their house. Three months later Tommy said that he wanted to get married to her, but he didn't know how to propose to her. He decided to take her out to a restaurant and then she proposed there. He put the ring n the desert and she accidentally bit into it and chipped her tooth. Once she found the ring, Tommy asked her to marry him and she said yes.
Three months later they got married on an island in Cuba and they celebrated with flowers, presents, champagne, and music. They enjoyed themselves to the fullest for the rest of their lives. Finally on that day she decided to change her hair for good!! She cut it and put reddish brown highlights and curled it. They eventually had two kids (a boy and a girl) and lived happily ever after in their huge house.

I hope everybody had a nice thanksgiving last weekend (if you celebrate it). Have a great week!

Happy Birthday Mummy Sylma

Happy Birthday Mummy Sylma
I think it's 61?  10 years ago - it goes really fast.  She didn't like her birthday cause she got robbed on her birthday.  It was crazy they took everything, like all her jewelry and my radio, my little stereo - crazy! I can't even remember everything they took.  And one day I went to the hospital on her birthday, and I stayed there.  I think the only time she had fun was on her 40th birthday, my sister had a surprise party.  She didn't tell me anything because she knew that me and my Mom was too close - I told her everything, well almost everything.  My mom was a very stubborn woman.  VERY stubborn.  She never wanted no help from anybody.   She'd always find a way to do everything.  Like one day I was sick at school, and the teacher called her to come pick me up.  And they were like "how are you gonna do it? "She's like "my child I know what to do" and she put me in the taxi.  She brought me home.  She took care of everything.  Alright well I'm going to go eat now.  Enjoy the rest of your day everybody.  PS She was a really good cook, I really miss her cooking, boy.  AND baking. Alright, that's all for today.